Saturday, January 24, 2009

The evils of deer

I have a thing against deer. Sure they're cute, when they're not plotting to kick you and give you Lyme disease when you're down!

Once, I was jogging with a friend of mine through an incredibly cute area. It has a tiny creek and behbeh bunnies jump about, cute squirrels frolic, there's songbirds all over the place, and there's always deer and their cute behbehs too - and it was Spring!!
So anyways, we were running, and gossiping, and cooing at the behbeh bunnies and we passed some deer at the other side of the creek. We cooed and moved on. And then we went for the second loop, and the deer were on our side.
The males started coming towards us - flicking their tales and acting all macho- so ran like crazy bitches - fearing we would have to run into someone's apartment screaming for safety. Lesson learned.

I have never trusted those cute bastards since, they had to be plotting something, right? And then I saw more evidence of their evil plotting:

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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1 comment:

  1. Those damn deer. They're evil, what with the whole cuteness thing and cutting deals with Disney to produce cutesy movies to confuse people.

    Bunnies, on the other hand, are simple. They just plot to take over the world.